Soooooooo I watched episode 9 today in cinemas. And because I am NOT an obnoxious, narcistic douchebag, i wont give ep 9 spoilers unless there's a CLEAR spoiler warning, So i propose to you my "spoilers" wink wink for ep 9 in order
we FINALLY get the jax vs skibidi toilet epic edging battle
gummygoo comes back from the ded and has a rap battle with jax to earn pomnis love
ragatha is a savage tho and ends up revealing shes been with pomni for a while
polycircus becomes canon and everyone gets turnd into scissors for the adventure and whoever scissors everyone first wins (kinger isnt in the adventure tho bc his wife also came back from the ded so theyre just bonding in their fort and being all lovey dovey)
and while we're at it, ribbit, kaufmo, and the other abstracted peeps all come back from the ded to join the scisorring
also everyone gets turned into a maid femboy during the ep
jax requim, jax toy (og and reprise), knock knock whos there, the jax song, and every other non-content farm jax song gets sung by a soap opera choir of jax puppets made by julia lazarrett from marionetta
Jax ends up winning the adventure and is pregnant and ready to pop. He finally pops out his baby, guess whos it was? thats right, it was fucking alexander hamiltons child.
jax cant handle being a single mother so he scissors with lord farquad (dont ask how he got there) so hard he goes to june 19 250 years later (so in 1776) to see his hubby and the father of his child
hamiltons wondering how tf theres a purple cartoon bunny right infront of him and shoots him 67^41 times
baby make funeral in floptropica
jiafei and cupcakke show up to funeral to put the fun in it so every1 happy happy now
everyone twerk to the floptropican national anthem
im sorry for the spoilers, i couldn't resist😔
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