theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

The cat is so stoked to be there??? What a little star. 💜

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

you used to be able to go onto a tag after finishing a movie and see all sorts of gifsets. now you have to comb through reader insert fanfiction. we used to be a society

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

this reads like a 150year old tumblr post

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song