It's Easy, Mkay

I forgot for a second that tanning was a thing for a second. I saw a post on Facebook about how good you feel after a tan and the first thing I thought of was “hell yeah! Tan France always puts me in a good mood. French tucked the other day, felt great. Fricken love Queer Eye”

Had an uber driver in the burbs not only show me his wife’s ultrasound pics while driving but actually put her on the phone to talk about the baby with me

My uber driver told me about how when he retires he’s promised his wife he’ll buy her 10 more chickens, get her a claw foot bathtub, and finally settle the score with her brother. Didn’t elaborate on that last point. Ran over a pigeon by accident. 5 stars.

i don’t know how but this just made me 10% gayer

If big shoes=big dick and big car=small dick, then clowns must be hung like horses

my dogs af

Guess who’s got a new ringtone

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there