scully, you're not gonna believe this

note to self: I have a life I once could have only dreamed of

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

Reblogging this three times in a row? Take a deep breath and take care of yourself!

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.