Ramblings of the Woozle

The voices of Reno and Rude performing I’m at Soup

Billy : "That's impossible, pretty boy."

Steve :

Billy Hargrove: Human

like hear me out?

brahms was huge? like grizzly huge? was rich? had a mansion? good wine? lifetime of free groceries and bills? obsessed with her so he would never cheat? english hence the sexy accent? would have sliced anyone who looked at her wrong (or simply looked at her and i am not complaining)? obedient? adored her? would have cooked for her if she asked?

i am sorry guys

Jinu after the bathhouse incident: hey romance do you know how to woo a woman… uh for fanservice purposes

Romance 💘: uh yeah I can help with that

Jinu: really?

Romance 💘: yeah yeah listen hyung you got the ideal face and a great physique. We just need to work on your ✨strategy✨. A guy like you who’s like what a thousand years old-

Jinu: about over 400 years-

Romance 💘: same thing. A guy like you probably still thinks writing love poems and flirting over paper will work in this era.

Jinu: really? I have a feeling that still happens.

Romance 💘: Well hyung yes but you need more than that. Take notes. *mutters* Because the way you didn’t help that one girl up was horrendous. That was an easy kdrama set up- Anyways…

You need to make a ✨move✨. Ask her to meet up.

You needa make her ✨feel special✨. Give her compliments. Make her feel like she needs you.

Make her think “wow this guy knows how to ✨love me right✨ He is ✨beyond my dreams✨”

Jinu taking notes: huh wow. This sounds like it will work. Thanks.

Romance 💘: dw about it hyung. Hey Abby anything else to add.

Abby 💖: SHOW OFF YOUR ABS HYUNG-

Me after reading this:

not to mention how they’re the lifelines for other people who enjoy these ships but didn’t have any fics to consume until these tireless writers spent hours or days or weeks or months or years writing about these characters and their relationships, and just shared the worlds they created with their audiences for free.

or how they singlehandedly introduced the ships to new people who would’ve otherwise never thought about these ships before.

how they could just make people fall in love with the dynamics between characters who have little to no canon screentime together.

how they could just make people fall in love with the dynamics between characters who aren’t lovers in canon, characters who don’t indicate any clear hint of romance in canon.

how they see what most fans don’t and how they create such beautiful worlds for these characters are simply insane.

fanfic writers who write for rare pair ships are treasures.

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

i'm slashing my way through the golden age of the silver scream

It's a frightening lack of respect for a group to go "hey this is our culture/religion/mythology? Please don't use that word" and apparently all the white people are like "but what if I did anyway to make my unity horror game 0.01% scarier?"

Just use a different word! Call it a deerman, deer god, forest spirit, whatever. Try to care at least a little when someone says not to use their culture for entertainment.

First, I am native American, I have a tribal ID card, I qualify for tribal benefits, and I have extended family that lives on the reservation, so I hope that's appropriate enough clearance to speak to the 'stay in your lane' people.

'Wendigo' is not a forbidden word, first of all. Believe it or not, most indigenous people are not living in Disney's Pocahontas land talking to the trees and shit, we are not all especially superstitious and we don't all shiver in fear every time people say the fucking word 'Wendigo' or 'Skinwalker' or anything else, do you have any idea how racist that is? Picture in your mind for a moment what you are implying by conflating a race of many tribes with the act of being so superstitious about a word that it's offensive to say it.

Second, the deer-monster-thing is not a fucking Wendigo, so even though you can say the word Wendigo, don't use it to describe the fucking deer-monster-thing. A Wendigo is a spirit that possesses you when you eat human flesh out of desperation, it dwells in snowy/mountainous areas, and it is a warning tale for a 'Donnor Party' like scenario, it doesn't look like anything by itself, it's a human driven mad by corrupted consumption, although many stories describe the possessed human to look very emaciated. Probably because in order to resort to cannibalism you're most likely starving to death. Also, Wendigos aren't real. Many native American stories and myths are just that.