Little Shop Of Whores

You know, in the zombie apocalypse, people aren’t mowing the grass. Which means ticks would be a lot more rampant with the heat and no one putting out pesticide. Which means ticks have more access to bite zombies AND survivors traveling through unkept high grass. And what I’m saying here is how fuckin shitty would it be to get bit by a tick and die because it also bit a zombie and transferred the virus to you.

you leave for a while on haitus and come back to a post blowing up smh

Michael Myers and Jason are so fucking funny they just kill MFs for no reason. don’t even care they just kill you then be like ok 

like my personal favorite part of this, is that the “trauma” in their past that made them like this, was that other people had sex. two unrelated consenting people had sex and they were like “aw hell naw, time to make my entire life revolve around deceasing motherfuckers who might have boned”

There is something about financially stable men chasing after barely legal women and then calling these women gold diggers like why don’t u date someone is out of college and has a job instead of a twenty year old with debt 😕 it seems to me that u deserves to be robbed

how am i supposed to give a footjob if i have hooves

lower your voice or you’ll attract the bronies with foot fetishes

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FOOTJOB IF I HAVE HOOVES 🗣🗣🗣

I…don’t…get…it….

“Thnks fr th mmrs” is a fall out boy song. Fall out boy are known for their absurd song titles, usually absurd in length, and in this case the band cut all the vowels out to shorten it.

supernatural but they talk like hannibal characters