And yet, the platypus remains

spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man

no way dude no way. there's just no way

THE SPIRIT OF BUSTER KEATON LIVES ON

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Venonat looks like its in the midst of exploding, these are adorable

Tag urself I am Meowth :D

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist