rambling obsessions of a thirty-something

life is a prison but like the ghislaine maxwell prison like its not that bad

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

Thank u indigenous Peruvians & Bolivians 💖🇵🇪🇧🇴

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search