nice lovely scrapbook

your mission is to get laid on gmail. delete all other apps, do not talk to me until you fuck. your mission is to fuck and suck on gmail

when someone tells me good news in their life my instinct is to say "NEVER kill yourself" but you probably shouldnt say this to people

dogs are awesome there's literally snoopy

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

Lower wages for people under 21 should be textbook discrimination. A 22 year old gets £12.71 an hour and a 17 year old gets £8 an hour for doing the same exact job, in spite of the fact that a 17 year old could be living independently while being forced to work only part time due to being required to be in education. Oh also 18-20 year olds only get £10.85 an hour. Just because. You can join the army you can get married you get have kids. But sowwy you actually get significantly less because we arbitrarily decided so

I used to work alongside kids as a 21 year old and it shattered me to learn how much they were making. These kids were doing pretty much the same job as me other than me having a couple more responsibilities which really weren’t worth me getting £5 more than them. It’s actually fucking disgusting

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes