Book of Lies

     Stomps her foot angrily! “You’re such a jerk! Why can’t you admit you think my nails are pretty?!”

     "Because if I did, I'll never hear the end of it. Besides, I think your ego is big enough as is."

     ”Yes you did! I’m blind, not deaf!”

     "You're just twisting my words around, Riruka."

     ”No—!! Of course it isn’t! I mean, just look at th— You think my mail polish is pretty?”

     "-- That's not what I said at all."

     ”That’s it. That’s all you have to say about this.”

     "... Is it prettier than your nail polish?"

     ”Actual nail polish! Can you believe that?”

     "... I guess that is a bit... Unexpected."

     ”Did you know Yukio’s Fullbring wears nail polish?”

      "... Nail polish?"

     ”Hey, Tsukishima! Guess what!”

     "... What?"

     ”You started it.”

     "... I've grown tired of this banter. You've taken up enough of my time as is."

     ”Is that how you repay Ginjo? After he saved us?”

     "Hm... Is this really what you're bothering me for? I doubt you sought me out just to talk about Ginjo. That's not quite like you, Riruka."

     ”At least I didn’t betray everyone that I was close to, Tsukishima..!”

     "... Sometimes, drastic measures have to be taken to reach one's goal."

     Cue angry huffing. “No wonder no one likes you.”

     "Hm... You don't seem to fair much better than I do in terms of popularity, if I remember correctly."

     ”You don’t have to be such a jerk about it—!!”

     "Then choose your insults a bit more carefully."

     ”Wh-What—?! I brush my teeth all the time! My teeth aren’t going to rot out, you jerk!”

     "Perhaps I should get you a book about proper tooth care. Considering your sweet addiction, I doubt brushing will be enough. It's only a matter of time before... Trouble comes around."

     ”Tsukishimaaa! Why don’t you go do anything else besides read that stupid book? Your brain is going to rot out of your ears like Yukio’s.”

     "... I can't say the same for your sweet tooth, though."