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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

Up late singing and microwaving loud as fuck

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

in my younger years we used to feast lavishly on roasted suckling pig and bread with butter or apricot jam or soft cheeses and buttered baked potatoes with sour cream and cheddar and bacon and chives and rice dishes with hearty stew and stir fried mushrooms and warm cider. these days its mostly boiled dog parts and leaves