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It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
...God i was such an insufferable crybaby five years ago... then again- I WAS genuinely sewerscidal, sooo...

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You ever have those nights where you can't fall asleep because the way you feel around others you call your "friends" is wrong? Because they're laughing, bonding, enjoying eachothers company, while you stand on the outside, an intruder, trying and failing to mimic the shape and sounds of a completely different species in some form of desperate symbiosis, but you won't, you never will so all you feel, right now, in this moment, as you stare up at that goddamn ceiling is
[insert an un holy cacophony of static, crying, screaming into the void]
how big do YOU think the spheres in doom are? bowling ball sized? beach ball sized? unable to be held at all? what about how doomguy consumes them? are they asborbed immediately upon touch? are they like potions? do you bite into them?
They have the texture and taste of this monstrosity.
I need more doomvega content :(
Or x male reader, I'll take anything with doomguy in it for gods sake-
I don't respect christianity but they kinda popped off with cathedrals but ONLY for the purpose of having a cool backdrop for fighting horrible nightmare beasts
What if they have snails crawling down the outside?
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I hate it when people who do animal aus of MHA they draw all might as like a golden retriever,
That man is a fuckin borzoi
Spot the difference
hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills
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I’m not sure if Virginia Feline Assault is an Emo band, but it’s a great punk-country one.
Margrets Finger Sanding.
*Ronnie's titty abscess*
Your not a real Amish, fucking faker
I fucking am you dumb cunt. I live in the state of florida and I am one of the few real amish people here. All these damn fakers - bloody morons they are, as I am a true amish. I am in my peak amish man performance at all times. I'm writing this post on an old type writer and sending it out via pigeon mail to a good ol', sadly not amish but still very dear to me, friend of mine who posts my thoughts online. It's always been like this. And if you disagree and decide to act like a damn cock, TO HELL WITH YOU! I know no mercy but i know your ip address. Expect a damn amish battalion at your threshold in the next three hours. Me and my brethren will be there to end this once and for all. And this is not a threat, it's a promise. Our pitchforks are sharp, our torches are bright, and our horses feast on blood. Tremble in fear and await us, bug. You are nothing.
OH MY GOD
Soo tooth shit STILL hasn't been fucking done haha I feel like everyone in this fucking house is judging me for fucking existing and I can not wait to fucking move out and just drop fucking everyone I hate it here
Ok that was kind of intense sorry about that my aunt littraly just now came in and told me she was gonna try and get shit done so, yeah, still pretty fucked in the head but my tooth should be out soon if she can get an appointment in

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I fucking hate it here, I can never go a day without crying anymore, I can't pass any of my classes I know for a fucking fact my aunt and uncle want nothing to do with me I am almost 17 yet want nothing to do with being alive or school cause I'm not gonna pass it, my molar is littraly rotting out of my face I've told my aunt and uncle this multiple times they haven't done shit, I want to move out and have actual dental care and be away from my fucking failure of a life I have here in Oregon my name is Raven Eileen Tanner and I am probably gonna kill myself before I turn 18 here's some shit from my life I guess
the juice is loose
…what the shit did I just watch
the really comprehensive befuckening of a house
…ask a stupid question, I guess
wait look i found the real answer:
“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”
…but what question led to THIS?
The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.
huh. That’s a hell of a thing.
when my werewolf boyfriend
Is that piss?