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[insert an un holy cacophony of static, crying, screaming into the void]

They have the texture and taste of this monstrosity.

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Karin Allergic Reaction

I fucking am you dumb cunt. I live in the state of florida and I am one of the few real amish people here. All these damn fakers - bloody morons they are, as I am a true amish. I am in my peak amish man performance at all times. I'm writing this post on an old type writer and sending it out via pigeon mail to a good ol', sadly not amish but still very dear to me, friend of mine who posts my thoughts online. It's always been like this. And if you disagree and decide to act like a damn cock, TO HELL WITH YOU! I know no mercy but i know your ip address. Expect a damn amish battalion at your threshold in the next three hours. Me and my brethren will be there to end this once and for all. And this is not a threat, it's a promise. Our pitchforks are sharp, our torches are bright, and our horses feast on blood. Tremble in fear and await us, bug. You are nothing.

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”