Cookie Lover

Well, with the way you’ve been feeding me, it’s no wonder I’m getting fat you say, leaning into their hand as they move down your body to cup the soft bottom of your belly in their hand.

Oh, you know you love it, they say, playfully smacking your belly. We wouldn’t be doing this if you didn’t. And it’s true, you do love it. You love how round and plump you’ve become, how lush and soft your body is. They’ve been feeding you ice cream and milkshakes daily and so much of that dairy has gone to your belly, it’s amazing.

Hmmm, they say, patting your belly, it looks like you could use a snack. They leave for a moment and come back to bed with a large box of decadent, artisanal chocolates. They get on top of you and start feeding you piece after piece, rubbing your belly to help you get it all in. You eat chocolate after chocolate until the whole box is gone, now in your stuffed belly. Your partner keeps massaging you, the belly rubs feeling so good on your even rounder belly. You know that those calories are going to stick around and make you fatter, and you love it.

Gotta make sure I keep my overstretched belly moisturized😊😊 this is his second favorite part of my huge binges ( he says the first are my moans).

Those silly New Year's resolutions aren’t really suited for you, are they?

January first has come and gone, but you’ve still got that extra heft around your middle from too many holiday treats and I haven’t seen you break a sweat once (aside from when you got so winded on that long walk in the grocery store parking lot… but I promised not to tease you about that, didn’t I?).

Let’s just return those clothes you got as gifts — I know they say Extra Large, but those hardly fit you at this point! I guess you’re getting a little bigger than everyone expected, huh? It’s okay, it’s okay, I love seeing your belly peek out from your shirts like this, it’s how I know you’re finally getting full.

Tell you what, let’s set some resolutions if you’re so worried about “getting too fat”…

Let’s agree you’ll sleep in late, eat breakfast in bed every morning until you’re too bloated to roll yourself out, and then I’ll make sure you’ve got enough snacks at your desk that you hardly have to move until you’re done working!

Exactly right, compared to how fat you’ll be in a few months, your weight now is nothing to worry about! All the more reason to capitalize on these chilly winter months to really get that summer body beach ready!

…if you didn’t mean to get this fat, how come you’ve been eating so much?

Look, I haven’t been forcing food into your mouth — though if you’d want some extra encouragement to bulk up, we can definitely try ignoring those little whimpers you make when you tell me you’re “too full for third dessert”…

See how nice it feels being this soft and heavy? Your stomach has sooo much more room for treats than it did last year! I think I can feel it rumbling for food now… even mentioning food this much has you getting hungry, I can tell.

Let’s just agree this is gonna be your lazy year, okay?

I’ll cook everything, you’ll cancel that gym membership before even signing up.

I’ll make sure you get enough to eat, you’ll tell me when that desk chair starts getting too small.

I’ll help you wash up when you’re too tired to squeeze into the shower, you’ll stop worrying about that number you can’t even read on the scale.