playing anthems to ambivalence

Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty Funk Engine

love hozier's social media bc there's absolutely no effort to hide when it's his team posting promotional stuff and when it's him saying any dumb thought crossing his mind

Remember, whatevr you and yr friends do, there is a miniature mouse version happening at the same time, just like you but with meece, but their desk is constructed of qtips, and their breakfast cereal is 1 big cheerio

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man

i don't need a driver's license i'm a city girl i go on the bus and pretend everyone is a little in love with me and then thank the driver while getting off like i'm a lady and it's my carriage. vroom vroom <3

If I can't get somewhere without a car then I probably shouldn't be there anyway.