“Are you even listening to me?”
“I laugh because I hurt inside.”
“Please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later.”
“You look like an open autopsy.”
“That’s french for ‘go away’.“
“You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying.”
“No, you silly goose, it’s magic!”
“How much did someone pay you to wear that?!”
“Stop filming me, moron!”
“It was all me, by the way.”
“Look at this, ACTION ROLL! They’ll never see it coming!”
“You know ‘give me a warning’ means let me know BEFORE they come in here!”
“I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.”
“I may have mildly panicked…”
“Ooo, that must’ve hurt!”
“I am very, very bad under pressure!”
“Shut up, it’s fine, just chill, we’re fine, I’m fine, everything is cool, everything is good! We’re chill, nothing is happening and I am not freaking out, not at all, we’re FINE.””
“Now, not to be forward, but I love you.”
“I’m 72 different flavors of done with you.”
“Hey, on the ground there it says you’re a gullible shit.”
“It’s do or die, most likely die.”
“No it’s ‘Protect and Serve’ not ‘Get Rekt and Swerve’.”
“Liam Neeson would do it.”
“It’s four o'clock, don’t you think you should fuck off?”
“As the wise Scooby Doo said; “Ruh Roh”.”
“I don’t know about you guys, but I feel fabulous.”
“Well this isn’t at all like High School Musical.“
“At the moment, it seemed like a good plan, obviously it was not.”
“Well obviously nothing is going on here!”
“Don’t be intimidated by my bloody and battered figure.”
“Is your name Bob? You look like a Bob.”
“KILL ME! KILL ME IN THE EYES!”
“Well that was unsettling.”
“Don’t judge me, but I may have murdered someone.”
“Why is there a picture of Steve Buscemi in your bathroom?!”
“My budget is 5 dollars, what are your recommendations?”
prguitarman
jbbartram-illu
pixelskylines
