this tweet is literally never not on my mind

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

MARGE HITTEM WITH THE DEATH DROP

let me be absolutely clear: feminism is when a man offers for his girlfriend to have a bite of the mouse first before he eats it

Always wear protection kids

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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Forgot these two.

More fake achievements.

Yet more fake achievements.

More!

So… I heard people wanted more of these?

I somehow managed to royally screw up the text, but hopefully these still come in handy.

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…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.