[about to touch an electric wire fence] wait i'm scared. will you hold my hand? 🥺

Ur 20s are for thinking about getting laid but not willing to put in the effort to achieve ur goal

i think i could be waterboarded… i think i could take it

hope everyone's having wonderful lust-filled thoughts over fictional men today

idk man being violently hateful/resentful towards children for existing is weird. it’s legitimately just weird.

the amount of parties/field trips i’ve had to help with it’s like…. they’re just kids. they have energy and want someone to listen to them. they’re existing and laughing and having fun. they do not know how to handle everything or do everything. because they are kids. they have their whole lives ahead of them. they love to share things. sorry that makes you disgusted i guess. were you never five. did you not deserve patience and kindness

penis parker was bitten on the dick by a radioactive spider and fights crime as her alter ego: spider-cock

why the fuck is penis parker a girl

are you new here?

unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)

btw you cant save people. the most you can do is try to understand them. the most you can do is let them be themselves. all you can do is empathize, be there

its crazy that being in your early 20s so often feels like you're running out of time. we are at the beginning..................... what on earth

I can’t believe i’m being MADE to put in WORK to get a CAREER. I’m literally just a girl who likes to go on walks

going on a girls trip! (me and my earphones to the supermarket)