everythingbutnonething

Okay, instead of killing everyone who has a tumblr, why don’t we just kill all the people with “misandry” or “vegan” in their URL? Can we all at least agree THOSE people are pretty toxic to the earth?

Yes! There’s nothing more toxic in this world than a group of people who stand for the rights of other earthlings. Why can’t they be like normal, decent people and tromp those rights?

Vegans are so toxic because they literally do their best not to hurt anymore or anything. Clearly they must be stopped.

Vegans have been found

This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I'd pass this on!

It’s actually quite funny, I reblogged a different post saying to reblog this stack of money and money will come to you or some shit, and literally 6 days later I won bingo at work for $300… Any correlation? Idk but I’ll reblog this anyways, tuition ain’t cheap! LOL

Uh let my loan app go through please

They literally were in an awkward situation

I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”

I wish this was longer

Well that's a pokèmon, if I ever saw one

i have never so cheerfully been told something this terrifying and certainly not by a bee