Animal Liberation

There’s a special place in hell reserved for those that dump their senior pets at shelters because they don’t want to deal with them anymore

I’m honestly really tired of those posts that are like “this goat/cow/pig/etc thinks he’s a dog!! so silly!” because that’s not what’s happening. All that’s happening is you’re giving the goat/cow/pig/etc an opportunity to relax and be comfortable and forming a bond with them. They don’t “think they’re a dog” they’re just living their life and the only way you can see them as their own entity with thoughts and enjoyments of their own is to compare them to animals that are traditionally pets because you just can’t imagine that a Meat Animal™ could possibly have feelings. The cow is not on the couch because she thinks she’s a dog, she’s on the couch because it is soft and she likes it. The pig is not waiting for food with your dogs because she thinks she’s a dog, she’s ready for dinner and has learned the same things your dogs have: that you will provide it. The goat doesn’t lick your face because he thinks he’s a dog, he licks your face because he likes you and is showing affection. Dogs don’t have a monopoly on feelings they just have the privilege to be seen as having them.

he needs those parts for his space ship

He’s going to otterspace

Is this Subnautica

onepissedoffvegan

“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Turn it off and turn it back on again and it should work”

dont smoke weed kids

its like a noodle with a weird meatball

the more i look at this snake the more i laugh

“Meth is one Hell of a drug”

How are people afraid of snakes; they’re magically ridiculous looking

It’s also called the Chunk-Headed Tree Snake because it’s like a big ol’ chunk on the end of a long stick I guess. I also have a stuffed snake named Chunk after this type of snake :)