Nostalgia Shake

When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal

So basically the cylinder that science has used as THE kilogram since 1889 has been losing microscopic weight, like a few billionths of a kilogram. What scientists plan to do is instead of having a physical object set the standard for how much a kilogram weighs, they’re going to express it in terms of Planck’s Constant, a fundamental constant in quantum physics as unchanging as the speed of light in a vacuum. By dividing Planck’s Constant by the Meter and the Second (both already defined by fundamental constants), you get an insanely small weight. Multiply that by a big enough number and you get one kilogram!

so me and the gf went to Micheal’s today and as you all know Micheal’s as a bitchin halloween section so we were snooping around that and then we spotted