"Witch, scholar, poet, dreamer and the rest"

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

#do cedar waxwings ever eat anything besides photogenic red berries#do cedar waxwings ever do anything besides eating photogenic red berries#is there any way this child can get its parent to stop feeding it photogenic red berries

watch how many berries I can cram into this other bird

actually fuck it im just going to start saying “oh, thanks for the movie rec. but… does it have needless violence and sex that adds nothing to the plot and people being assholes to each other? because i won’t watch it otherwise”

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

"Oh wow, this post is almost 10 years old so I feel weird commenting but it made me feel--" hello I'm still here, hello I'm still poasting, yay you like my post, yippee! yay you like my 2016 post. yay you like my 2014 post. yippeee