Allison May

the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break

The fun thing about Queer as an identifier is they cant chop you off or reorganize you into obscurity. Queer is for everyone. You cant cut the T off of a Q.

Legitimately this is exactly why “queer is a slur” is a TERF dog whistle. They don’t want people reclaiming queer because queer is too inclusive for them to easily exclude people

It's important to show that you care. Fuck being nonchalant. Text first, send multiple messages in a row. Tell them what they mean to you, be honest about how you feel. Tell your friends that you love them. Love is a gift that can be given away freely, by anyone and to anyone. Show that you care.

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

When we first learned about Daisuke running around with a pack of coyotes for six months after his divorce, I thought it was because he was so sad about it he didn’t know how to cope, but episode 8 revealed that DAISUKE LEFT COMFREY!! And we learn that the reason he did is because she “wanted him to be an indoor dog”, and he couldn’t do that……and then he ran away with a pack of coyotes (because he was so sad about his divorce, and didn’t know else to cope)

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch