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✪ malarkey's intro post 2.0 ✪

░!! have you done your daily click? !!░

░ greetings & salutations. since my original intro post is kind of messy, I'm making a new one!

ー name lark !

ー age / birthday twenty-one / may 5th

ー pronouns they/them | he/him

―●○◎ other socials/blogs ◎○●―

― archive of our own: ma_lark_ey

― spotify: malarkey

― discord: ma_lark_ey

―●○◎ fandoms i'll tag/post:

all for the game (the foxhole court) / red, white, & royal blue / percy jackson / magnus chase / check, please! / the extraordinaries / simon snow (carry on) / the adventure zone / the raven cycle / sara raasch

┌ below are my personal tags & what they mean !

#lark says #miscellaneous tag for anything I post #lark liveblogs #my tag for when im commenting on books / media im consuming as we speak #lark rants #my unprompted infodumps #cape kids #is my dnd campaign tag #there are probably some im forgetting ngl #larks law of conservation #<- NEW magnus chase fic tag because i'm rewriting it #lands of draconium #<- also new DnD campaign tag. I'm normal about them

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mcelfan

Let's be clear, Barry Bluejeans isn't bi because he's in love with Lup. She's a woman, full stop, so normally I'd be fine with reading him as straight.

Barry is bi because his only reaction to waking up naked to two guys (and a walking talking mannequin) in his home was "WOW must've had a wild night lol better get dressed". No panicking over what this means for his sexuality, just calm acceptance and a request for the clothes Merle is holding.

Barry found it entirely possible he partied nude with some dudes, and you'll never convince me he wasn't wondering which of them, if not all of them, he fucked.

seracadash

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

i love having a normie boyfriend bc now pillowtalk is apparently me explaining the entire plot of aftg to him & trying to explain that every man sans aaron minyard has a minimum of one evil gay situationship from hell with a mafia member

#lark says

chewing food takes so much effort i dont have to give it about 75% of the time

#lark says

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redstonedust

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

t00thpasteface

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

#iris lentora core

gatheringbones

best tactic you can steal from therapists to help your loved ones is to give them loving respectful advice based on what they actually need to grow and thrive not on what you need to say to protect the status quo in the relationships you all share together

gatheringbones

it will also require taking sides and exerting active agency during conflicts and identifying and maintaining your values no matter what you stand to gain from abandoning them…..

plague-vulture

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

mochlus

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

mochlus

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

disease-danger-darkness-silence

They yaoi-boi'd my gal Roz up??? This is bureaucrat erasure! Possibly lesbian but definite bureaucrat!

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justslightlyconfused

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

fake tweets oops all headcanon edition.

#lark says #the entanglement of rival wizards #the fake divination offense #if anyone has @ suggestions for seb or elethior PLEASE give them bc im not funny enough to come up with any #my he/she bel agenda never ends #i know one of my own when i see it

niiioooo0

I do not know anybody that’s read any Sara Raash books and I desperately need someone to talk about them, like, what do you mean I have a ton of reader friends and none of them have read them?

(What tags am I supposed to use in this post 😭?)

sararaasch

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

kitten8chcocolate

I'll make a discord server for us! Don't tempt me!

stripe-conlon

Reporting for duty!

ma-lark-ey

🫡 i’ve been summoned?

#go luck yourself #the nightmare before kissmas #the entanglement of rival wizards #fake divination offense #im actively relistening to divination offense #i’m working in seb fic rn trust

thanksiloveyou

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

2026 average url: weemp

pankendev

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

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raccoonmilf

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

raccoonmilf

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

raccoonmilf

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

raccoonmilf

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

raccoonmilf

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

fipindustries

nlog-sama

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

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