just an Italian Wizard

full of hate and malice...you know how it is with me...

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

Welp if it’s mandatory then sure

i hope we all never have to hear about soccer ever the fuck again

*cries in Italian*

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

good suggestion

who up in they tower

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

the T in tumblr stands for tumblr i think

no way

yes way