the great grathazar

attention acolytes! in order to maximize shareholder value, i will be turning all of you into gold statues, frozen in twisted spasms of pain for all eternity, in a great and lifeless mausoleum. we expect to eke out a marginal gain in Q3

And how does this increase shareholder value O Great and Powerful Dark One?

Obviously we can add the statues to our assets while also cutting down on employee expenses.

I see! This sounds like a sustainable business practice and I have no further questions.

yes! im so good at Company

Dragon gfs be like would you still love me if I was a wyrm

kids these days are just too busy being gay to go on my perilous wizard quests

always on that damn phone instead of my perilous wizard quests

White boy shocks Cthulhu by ordering in perfect ✧̸̧̧̧̡̧̢̳̩̟̰̣̫̦̭͍̞̭̺͙̩͍͚̫̼͖̥͍͕̯̞̯̝̃̌̆̎́͐̉̏͋̆͂͂̃̽͐̐̀͘͠π̴̨̢̧̨̛͎͉͖̟͖͚͍̝̖̱̹̝̻̜̫̤̝̞̟͕͔͕͖̑̒͑̔͝ͅ◣̶̨̧̢̢̛̛̛̫̮̣̳̺̜̣̝̻͖̪̺͎̟̦͔̗̜͓͍̖͓̞̼̿͑̀́́͛̓̀̉̿́͆̀̃͒̾͐̂̈́̄́͑͐̀̐͂͋̔͛̋̋̄͂̚̚͘̕͜͝ͅ┛̸̢̢̢̧̧̡͚̼̪̖̹̳̗̫̻̮͔̣̪̭̪̱̟͔̳͙̙̯̗̰̥̤̲̠̩̞̭̓͒͜ͅ☸̸̱̬͓̜̱͚̙͈̮̬̆͑͊̄̅̂̉̿͑͘ͅ✡̸̡̧̛̗̫̤̲͉̼̬̻̗̦̺̞̝͖͕̩̜͎̟̳͔̟̲̘̝͈̹̠̂̍̅̾̊̏̌͗̑̒̆̂̎̐̋̾́̉̔̀̒̋͐͘͠͝͝ͅ۞̷̡͕͚̥͍̞͙̺͇͚̜͚͎̱̟̖̩̮͚̼̱̻͙̮̣̈́̊̎̀̆̔͑̊̈́̀̓̆̆̕͘͝ͅͅ▛̵̧̦͉͕̪̖͖͖͉̠̙̼̤̳͖̖̯̞̙̗̣̱̯̜̝̍̄̑̐̐̏̍͐͑͛̅̊̓̏̇̄̂͋̒̿̋̿̕͜͝

youre just jealous because you didnt get trapped in a dark and twisted maze by the evil wizard. and yes shes likes women

thats it im taking your reading yuri privileges away

PENIS IMPLOSION!!!!!!

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.