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i be like “damn i got a lot of shit to do” and then go lay down for 17 hours

they’re horrors to YOU, however i’m turned on by them

When people are fighting in the notes but one of them has you blocked so it looks like someone is in there fighting their demons

one thing about me is i can excuse basically any crime if you serve enough cunt. murder, piracy, arson, cannibalism, theft, all of that is ok for me if you’re real sexy about it. i have a purely vibes-based morality system

this is really funny as someone who was here during the porn ban. everyone else left bc there were sharks in the water and we just stayed here building our little sandcastles and now everyones trying to come back coz theres land sharks now. so we’re putting up barbed wire

Love the concept of scissors. Someone was like, “a knife is clumsy for this task, what if I used TWO knives?” and they were right.