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when I get scared, I don’t use fight-or-flight
I use laugh-or-die

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i seriously don’t think humans are capable of leaving Earth and going to Mars to create civilization. I mean, half of us refuse to even leave our beds in the morning
The Houses as Book Series
Ravenclaw: The Maze Runner, Chaos Walking, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Mars Trilogy, The Magicians, Sherlock Holmes
Hufflepuff: Lord of the Rings, Heroes of Olympus, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Princess Diaries, Simon Snow, Caraval
Gryffindor: The Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, Caster Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Raven Cycle, Divergent
Slytherin: The Hunger Games, A Series of Unfortunate Events, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Infernal Devices, Artemis Fowl, Dregs Series
Watching random OTP edits on Youtube always gets me like
"I WANT THAT, I WANT IT, OOHH, LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE"
When in reality, im just sad and jealous bc i have never felt what the couple feel and wonder what Im doing with my life and why I'm watching these
Before clicking onto the next one
yeah, i do know that sometimes i act like im being rude to you, but trust me when i say that it is very much a term of endearment. OF ENDEARMENT. THAT MEANS I LOVE YOU, DUMB MORON, NOT THAT I HATE YOU

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thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks
it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks
it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks
spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks
it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks
Her dedication must not go unrecognized
i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished
Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.
Ooo its thursday
psst guys they use they them pronouns
They’re the hero we deserve
Yes, we must appreciate them
I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.
he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called
Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.
fair
the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing
he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.
but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers
#listen the inherent core of any Spider-Man is a blend of hyper-competence and absolute chaotic disaster energy #this is just the middle-aged disaster version instead of the teenager disaster version (galwednesday)
If I don’t mentally prepare for saying “here” during registration I’m screwed. Today I zoned out and when the teacher called my name I was like hHhHH
If you wear these while you browse Tumblr it’ll be just like it was in the old days
Rose-titted glasses
Adults saying how undecisive little kids are
Like, sure, I get it, they’re hearing about new things every day, but bitches lemme say how many times my brain spanned from going to a Buzzfeed writer to professional Worm-Digger all the way to an off-grid assassin who only targets on greedy and overpowered CEOs and corporal masterminds or whatever who eventually has to try not to fall in love with a detective who’s secretly on their case
but yknow, whatever happens happens right

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Dutch King shares funny video with Dutch Prime Minister during Trump speech at UN
me and my buddy at the back of the classroom when the annoying kid is doing a presentation
When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?
I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!
quotes I hear from strangers pt 1
"You can't tickle someone over a PHONE, genius!"
"There is a very big difference in mahogany and just regular red-brown, Sharon. Very. Big. Difference."
"Never underestimate the power of my thumb, man. I have done many things with it, and I will continue to do protect myself with it until the end of time."
"No, regular mannequins aren't scary. The headless ones are. Wanna know why? Cuz at least with regular ones, you know they have the ability to see which direction to go. So how the hell do headless ones manage to chase you, huh!?"
"Somewhere out there, there's a man better than ramen that's waiting for me."
"Sorry, didn't realize I had to be the Grinch in order to sit here."
"Do NOT tell me you not only sent that porno ad to yourself but to every one of my coworkers."
"Trying to eat without smudging your lipstick is like trying to peel an orange without getting any of the skin stuck in your nails."
"Yeah, sure, lemme just walk right up to him and yell how much I want his babies. Perfect idea, I'm sure he'll come back for a second date."

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neville: you know what they say, where’s smoke - there’s a fire
dean: and probably seamus
dean: he’d be the one who started the fire
something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to fuck with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort
*scoffs* ‘“Dark Lord” huh??? that just sounds to me like another way of saying you don’t have a REAL JOB.’