fuck you, snape!

Ayo, just discovered your blog and now getting that urge to re-write the whole HP series (or at least The Cursed Child, that gave me trauma) so if this were one of those "IM GONNA DO A CRIME" memes, would you say to me either "YES, ROB A BANK" or "NO, YOU CANT GET BOOKS IN PRISON"?

Harry & Ron theorising who the Heir of Slytherin is: I’ve connected the two dots

Sirius: one time, I cut up an avocado and there was a lot of meat left on the pit and I put the avocado pit in my mouth

Hermione: So, what happened to you, Draco?

Hey I really love your blog and think you are great, and you don't deserve the hate. But pls pls pls don't play the new hp game. I think very highly of you and I'm sure you know why this game is antisemitic and will hurt trans ppl. Again you DO NOT deserve any hate, I'm just asking as a admiring follower.

Just wanted to share that my dog watches TV/stares at books because he thinks that’s what I do for fun and wants to join in. Hope you’re having a nice day!

i have trust issues but i feel like i would definitely trust you with anything

Hi! I just wanted to say that this blog is hilarious, and I love it.

How do parents leave platform 9 3/4 when it shuts as the train leaves?

I'm not a fan of Harry Potter but my god your account just makes me wheeze too hard, and my friend who is a Harry Potter fanatic is laughing with me, all support goes to ya! 💜💜💜

WHO R U!!! I STAN UR WIZARD x BLACK RIGHTS CONTENT that is all please be well I appreciate you.

Hi, your posts make my day. Thank you for all you're doing for the HP community. <3

Hey, don’t let any of those hate comments get to you!! You’re great! Also, I don’t understand how anyone would dislike your blog since it’s great. :)