i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

went to Me island and I was there yesss

i know girls like this

there cannot be this much to say about heated rivalry

your 20s exist to show you that you will do almost everything you swore you’d never do

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

i keep thinking i will just figure it out later but given my track record of [gestures vaguely] i am not so sure anymore

Keep making myself like choke laughing because I keep imagining a Netflix documentary following Augustus Gloop 20 years after the chocolate factory incident, heavily advertised across the platform and titled "Augustus: After the Gloop" like with his face in shadow or something

young adulthood is extremely lonely but also wildly freeing. i’ve gotten coffee at three different cafes today

Make sure to boycott all local shows and bands btw

You can't be punk if you listen to music

You can't be punk

It's just not possible