princess: [after just having read a bunch of lurid erotic fiction] maid, come here
maid: yes princess?
princess: maid, i need you to jerk me off
maid: .....
princess: right now, maid
maid: no, your highness. i am not doing that
princess: wh- im the princess! you cant say no to me
maid: yes i can, your highness. i am not doing that
princess: awwww man.. but all the fiction i was reading said i could do that
maid: i am afraid fiction is just that, your highness, fiction
princess: can you at least get naked so i can jerk off
maid: no. get some rest, princess, you have to dine with your 5 male suitors tomorrow
princess: no beautiful ladies???
maid: afraid not your highness
princess: oh my god i am never getting laid am i. fuck i hate my life can i abdicate the throne or something
maid: no,
princess: fuuuucckkkkkkkkk
princess: maid. come here please
maid: again?
princess: no no.. im sorry.. i'm just. lonely
maid: but your dinner, with the suitors. how did it go?
princess: pretty awfully. i made them all uncomfortable and they decided to look for brides elsewhere. the king is pissed
maid: princess... you must learn how to be well behaved eventually.. this is no way for a lady to conduct herself
princess: yeah yeah i know that its just..i really want another girl to hold me. is that so much to ask
maid: [blushing slightly] well it is quite unbecoming,
princess: maid?
maid: yes, your highness?
princess: can you hold me
maid: is that an order?
princess: no.. i just need it
maid: very well. but just this once, okay? i don't want you getting any ideas..
princess: [sighing wistfully] i understand...
maid: [wraps arms around and holds the princess oh so delicately]
princess: if this was a yuri manga we would be making out right now
maid: [still holding her] this is why the suitors hate you, your highness
maid: (stepping into the princess's chambers in the wee hours of the night to clean and tidy)
princess: maid
maid: e-eep!! princess.. what are you still doing awake?!
princess: can't sleep. lonely. and sad. can you joim me in bed, please?
maid: it would be grossly unprofessional of me to do so. no, your highness
princess: please? just for a second, it'd help me sleep
maid: ...alright. but just for tonight. [climbs in bed next ro the princess but maintains a comfortable distance]
princess: [immediately cuddling up closer to her] maid?
maid: yes, princess
princess: do you think a girl like me is worthy of love?
maid: of course, your highness
princess: then why does this keep happening to me? all i want is another girl to love me
maid: it is quite unfortunate, your highness
princess: [wrapping her arm around the maid and holding her close] do you know you're the only person whos nice to me. everyone else thinks im crazy or like. a bitch
maid: i must admit, you do say things that concern
princess: yeah. do you love anyone, maid?
maid: um. yes. of course
princess: are you with her?
maid: no. i can never be. it wouldn't be right
princess: that's really fucked up. tragic yuri is so sad. i wish somebody would write those girls a happy ending. im sick of being sad and lonely all the time
maid: [nuzzling closer.. blushing a tad] as do i, princess. we all deserve happy endings
princess: maid?
maid: yes, dear
princess: do you wanna get married?
maid: [offering a weary smile] that's not how it works, your highness
maid 2: so the princess, huh? she sure is something, isn't she
maid: well, i like her
maid 3: well of course You do. you're her maid, it's your job to like her. that doesn't make her any less of a weirdo
maid 2: i heard she only likes girls. apparently she was hitting on one of the wives of a duke. can you believe it?! a duke! it's truly unbecoming
maid: she's just young. she's still learning. be gentle with her.
maid 3: oh please. as if she isn't harassing you every day with her weird sexual fetishes. i'm loyal to the king but i don't know how he puts up with that brat
maid: you should watch your words more carefully, my friend
maid 2: you don't have to be so stuck up all the time, yknow. im sure she gets on your nerves too. c'mon. vent a little. it's good for you
maid: she's a sweet girl, and i think she is just lonely, deep down
princess: [clearly drunk on some royal wine] -hic- heyyyyy maidsss you guys wanna have a *uARp* foursome...? eheheheheheheh
maid 2: see what i mean?
maid: let me escort you back to your quarters, your highness
princess: nooooo hahahahaha wait omggg we should like *urp* go to my quarters and fuck naasstyyyyy
maid 3: i'll go get the king.
maid: no it's alright. i can handle her.
princess: can i grab your boobs? i'm gonna grab your boobs


















