★Loser★

Montgomery Montgomery

•Genuinely believes tinned fruit is the best food ever. (Is not often agreed with.)

•Extensive curl routine, never frizzy. Used to use a lot of hairspray then found out it was ruining the ozone layer so switched to hair gel and a deep condition once a week.

•talks to reptiles like they understand him.

•loves a little treat everyday now and again.

•loves fun facts.

•Favourite Disney film is chitty chitty bang bang.

•if he didn’t become a herpetologist he would’ve been a politician.

•Adores a trench coat

•A gardener.

• Gustav and him 👨🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

•Neurodivergent vibes (The fixation on herpetology, gardening, tinned fruit)

Beatrice Baudelaire (Hcs)

• Baudelaire was her name before marriage.

•Her and Bertrand never had a wedding as they technically got married on an island, they just done the paperwork when they came home.

•straight but has “bi-husband” energy™️

•Romanian/American. (Mum was 1st gen romanian immigrant to America, dad was American)

•Trilingual; English, Italian and Romanian

•Would die for Monty (he’s a December boy so was the youngest in their year group in school.)

•Was briefly an actress, Co founder of Prufrock Prepatory School Drama Club (ft Count Olaf- also Co founder, Jacques Snicket and Larry Your-waiter)

•Her, Kit and Esme used to have really girly sleepovers. Bea rlly missed them after the schism.

• Ballet dancer (briefly)

•Very shaky hands, can’t paint her nails to save her life.

•cries when she sings, sings when she cries.

•favourite Disney film is lady and the tramp.

•loved a Sunday dinner, went to a pub in England and had steak pie once and thinks about it every day.

•Has known Olaf’s family since they were young, regarded each other as sort of cousins.

•prefers necklaces and earrings to any other jewellery.

•Does all her own stunts (sometimes cartwheels because she feels like it/ will just do a handstand if you ask her to, no questions asked)

•climbs mountains for fun.