cia if you’re reading this i am a joke blog

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

imagine if they made the best video game ever and then let the fandom write the sequel. can you imagine why my suffering might be on par with jesus.

(translating it for my mutuals) downpour is like if they made martyn inthelittlewoods watcher lore canon to the life series and then everybody liked it way more

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IM QUITTING MY FUCKING JOB I HATE IT HEREEEEE!!!!!!!!! I HATE MY FUCKING MANAGER IM GOIGNT O KILL HER!!!

DO IT

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

i cant be anywhere near the anime only chunk of the wha fandom it will drive me crazy. holy shit

i have wisdom for you if you’re willing to hear

The black people being colored as ash gray too like this is some layered racism blow up the whole industry

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i really dont understand the urge to share genocidal racist screeds with all of your followers just so they can all see how clever your 1 line dunk responses are

i thought we sort of covered this wrt this sites rampant transmisogyny as well, if youre actually rebutting an argument there might be value to showing exactly what youre responding to but if all you want to say is Kill Yourself Terf/Zionazi then sharing their posts is just exposing yourself and your mutuals/followers to a violent bigot who is already champing at the bit to harass marginalised people and who now knows they can get a response from you. its not just pointless it actively places the other people who interact with you publicly in harms way. just fucking find the block button

Cheating on MEGAN THEE FUCKING STALLION? You are going to hell

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@isuggestkillingthatguy I summon thee again for another noble task

i have a really good idea for you i bet no one has thought of it yet

@isuggestkillingthatguy

let’s kill that guy!

the thing is that after the isff debacle suggestion blogs in general seem to have fallen out of favor with the public or at least my dashboard. the other thing is that dog we have to kill it

they destroyed the beaver dam in town with a backhoe. now the lovely pond it made is all horrible mud. inconsolable

my dad is also very sad and angry about it. he says "what about I destroy THEIR house with a backhoe"

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If I ever ran a gimmick blog it'd be called something like "i-like-posts-containing-typos" and I'd never reblog anything and my likes wouldn't even be set to visible

I just think that the emotional response of seeing "i-like-posts-containing-typos Liked your post" would be self justifying.

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