never too late

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

you STAB caesar? you stab his body like the enemy? oh! oh! jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!

listen

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

it’s like there are jokes where the intro conveys the punchline but you still want to hear the punchline, you know?

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

This is an underrated joke

There are two types of British TV shows: the kind that run thirty episodes across twenty years; and the kind that have produced an episode a day, without interruption, since 1960. There is no middle-ground.