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Problem is, if I then make a version of a normally-produces-cheese-treats food, but I am not using cheese in that particular version of said food, I get loudly and extensively scolded.

But first I found out that the lemon yogurt has frozen from being too far back in the top of the fridge. So I put the container in a bowl of water to thaw.

Then I found out we didn’t have any butter. I know I could run to the store but I’m broke, having only had 3 paychecks since the 2nd of March. I start a new job tomorrow but a paycheck 2 weeks away doesn’t buy me butter today.

But I had heavy whipping cream that needs to be used up anyway.

First I put some in a jar with a lid, with a dash of salt and an ice cube. My aging arms would have fallen off before I could shake that jar enough.

So I put that and the rest of the cream in my kitchen aid mixer and turned it up to 9. Had to cover it with a towel that I’ll now have to wash in Dawn, to keep it from splattering the whole kitchen. I got some on my shirt.

After half an hour of effort, I has fresh butter. I washed it with cold water to make it clump together and to get the milk out.

I could have gone to the store and back in that time but 1) I didn’t have to leave the house, 2) I didn’t spend any money, and 3) I kept Wolf entertained with my exploits over the phone for half an hour. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO DO THAT WITH 2 ADHD PEOPLE? Ok then.

I still didn’t have muffins, and I was still hungry.

By now the yogurt was thawed enough, so I zested and juiced a lemon, dug in the spice rack for poppy seeds, and then used the same mixing bowl and made the muffins. They are light and lemony and good.

Wolf asked, “Is this what it is like at home all the time while I’m on the road and you’re left to your own devices? Mild to moderate chaos all the time?”

Yes. But really good muffins.

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I am not hurting as badly today and I had a good Paleo breakfast of sweet potato hash browns, egg, orange, and coconut milk.

Did you spot those cute taco stickers in my shop already? 🌮