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LOVES me a comic relief character w/ a reputation for The Melodrama—but once you consider their backstory/working conditions you realize they are actually holding shit soooooooooooooooo much closer together than most-o-us could manage in the same situation.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

oh you wanna survive my torture chamber? why, so you can suck more dick?

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

@catstrophysics

i love talking to teenagers, i was talking to this 17 year old and she was like "i regret not drawing more, i should have gotten into art" girl there's still time

being with someone romantically will make you think insane thoughts like, "i wonder what i can do to make them fall for me...maybe i'll start lifting weights." meanwhile it's a known fact they're already in love with you.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to