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mamma mia is actually the most important movie of all time. you must understand. it's silly and goofy and a heartfelt story and maybe it's not realistic but it sure is compelling. christine baranski is a cougar and colin firth is gay. abba proves once more that they're one the greatest bands to ever exist. the color grading is vivid and saturated and everything looks alive. most importantly the main themes are that our greatest quality is our immeasurable capacity for love and that we're meant to connect with and take care of each other because all we have is each other. you must live life to the fullest because it's everything you have. you get to live and feel sunlight on your skin and experience happiness because you are capable and deserving of feeling happy.

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

The pride flag stays up year round bitch

LOVES me a comic relief character w/ a reputation for The Melodrama—but once you consider their backstory/working conditions you realize they are actually holding shit soooooooooooooooo much closer together than most-o-us could manage in the same situation.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

oh you wanna survive my torture chamber? why, so you can suck more dick?

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling