im dyke

[ID: a meme of a stick figure lying in bed, blushing, and with hearts around it. A thought bubble near it says, "lesbians with fucked up genders." End ID.]

hell hath no fury like a tummy hurted

if you put a strawberry on a girl’s head it turns she into a strawberry also. be careful

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

i have to tell you something. if you pour water into a hole of dirt and put grass in it and mix it around it makes something. Its called potion

scooby doo taught me that its okay to smoke weed and eat a big sandwich

we should treat love as something to be built rather than found

valentines day is not about romance or “love” it never will be. its about HEART SHAPED THINGS and THE COLORS RED AND PINK.

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

looks at you with my autistic eyes

rb with ur favorite song atm

idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

it's where they go to do cocaine