I Basically Have No Idea What I'm Doing.

its happening right now 

when you’re in an important exam and your brain is just singing a song 

and when you’re in class trying to learn but its just “what would I do if the apocalypse started right now”

That’s what family does

jensen ackles’ way to kill people in four steps…stare,smile,lick,eye contact, *dead*

LOOK AT THEM

when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not

me right now, maybe just wishful thinking?

I can’t stop listening to this shit, it makes me want to throw on some fucking leather pants, take some ecstasy, and shine lasers in my eyes and make out with The Killers and Zedd at the same time while Miley fucks me in the ass with a crystal dildo.

This is honestly the best song I have heard since like 2000 good fuckn B YE

Holy shit that chorus is like a 3D kaleidescope for your ears

#I CAN SEE THE STITCHINGS OKAY GODDAMN THIS ANIMATION IS GORGEOUS

seriously, the amount of detail and animation in ROTG is just AMAZING, I felt like I could reach out and feel the fabric of their clothes, of Tooth’s feathers and oh my god , these people are amazing.

What’s even more amazing is a bunch of nerds created that shit. I wish they got more praise for the amazing shit they do all the time.

I remember one of the guys showing me the sand tests .. he used to work for NASA.

NASA

FUCKING NASA EVERYBODY!!! 

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

When Xerxes was invading Greece, he ordered the Hellespoint flogged, and had manacles thrown into its waters after his bridges collapsed into it.

archers in medieval times required so much strength to pull their crazy bows that they actually grew extra bone lumps on their shoulders for all the muscle to attach to. 

babiiieeesss

And Clint just runs off to fuck knows where, while Thor just kinda looks inconvenienced 

ROLLSONROLLS