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I take payments through PayPal and I’m always willing to negotiate the prices according to your budget.

The currency is in american dollars!

I take my time, from one to two months depending on the natal chart (some come easy, others are more difficult) and how uni is going. I update you every two weeks to let you know my progress.

Natal Charts:

planets and houses: this is pretty simple and tbh aspects affect a lot, but if you’re new to astrology it could help you. I charge $10.

planets, houses and aspects: this one is waaaaay more specific, but it doesn’t include the short resume. You can also ask me for something especific (some people ask for me to include careers I think would fit their chart, others ask me to include what placements could cause certain issues), I accept 3 especific questions to answer in detail too. I charge $20 and I usually take around 20 pages.

planets, houses, aspects and 5 asteroids you choose: it’s like the one I described before, but I also read the asteroids in detail, I also accept 2 questions. I charge $25.

planets, houses, aspects, 2 asteroids and grand patterns (if you have them): not as many asteroids as the one before, but if you have a kite or a yod, I can give you some insight into it. I charge $25.

Solar Return Chart:

planets, houses and aspects: a little insight into how your life will be from your birthday to the next one. You can ask me for something especific and I’ll make my best effort to answer it through the reading. I charge $20.

planets, houses and aspects compared in depth to your natal chart: same as above but I also compare your solar return placements to your natal placements to show deeply rooted traits and habits that will be affected or pushed to change, natal placements activated by solar return placements, whether harmoniously or not, etc.  I charge $25.

Synastry Chart:

planets, houses and aspects: a look into how your chart and your boo’s chart interact, what to expect, possible issues and strengths in your relationship.  I charge $25.

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

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“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.