oh my glob

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

unforch you have to stop hoping ur favorite nhl sweetie is libbed out and instead start praying they never post anything political in their whole lives. its the only way to stay safe.

however if ur fav IS verified self admitted libbed out ur allowed to be kinda annoying about it good for you