they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

"i asked chatgpt-" well i asked the vampire armand and he said he's been enduring intense conversations with himself. he wishes to read you something he's written from the deepest regions of his soul btw. if u even care

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

Not Lestat sending Armand to the other side of the moon.

@garaks-padded-cell

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

World Heritage Post

what they dont tell u about bouncing on it is that is actually takes a lot of stamina and core strength