Irrelevant Blog

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I avoid heights and it’s not because I’m afraid of heights, it’s actually the opposite. The call of the void gets a little too loud.

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

please for the love of god get a new phone or at the very least a new phone battery that thing is going to fucking explode and kill you

ehhh maybe one day, for now i might as well enjoy the ability to use it as a truth or dare/7 minutes in heaven bottle,the spins it does are very satisfying

@im-a-fucking-dumbass just wanted to tell you that i got it all fixed today! its all right as rain now

As a mere observer to this interaction I am now VERY glad you got it fixed 😭

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

fat little girls deserve the world tbh society is so traumatizing to them

fat little girls can do whatever they want forever actually. btw. it’s law now.

if a fat little girl punches her bullies straight in the nose that’s direct action and also a win for feminism

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

every Coachella season when videos from the festival flood every social media platform (except Tumblr) I’m like “thank god I’m broke and will never be able to afford that fucking nightmare”

my favorite thing about the legend of aang movie is that the zuko and sokka adult designs make it clear that several people working at avatar studios have spent a good amount of time in the zukka tag on tumblr dot edu

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

The ADHD urge to not

To just not

I have several overdue assignments