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b0tster

happy 'hitler blowing his brains out after his 1000 year empire failed after 12' day for those who celebrate 🥳

ironfalcon

hey we shouldn't glorify suicide no matter what someone did

nvm just checked his Wikipedia fuck that guy

artistncs

monster hunter fans be like-

yorhaw

ironfalcon

me when i find gore as my favorite caracter

nwmo

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024

I KNOW that playing God is morally wrong, but holy HELL, it looks fun.

ninjakittenarmy

Why is it playing God? We aren’t violating any natural laws. God set the parameters of the universe to allow these things. There’s nothing wrong with it, there’s no hubris in learning more about how to manipulate the universe around us.

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024

We made a whole-ass fish.

ospreyonthemoon

The reason this was accidental BTW is because they used paddlefish eggs as a negative control group for a breeding experiment on sturgeons because the scientists, quite naturally, assumed that they were SO unrelated it would be genetically impossible for them to mate. Like. I cannot stress enough to you how these creatures last related ancestors were

140 MILLION YEARS BACK.

If you don't know how far that is, that's basically the start of the cretaceous. Let me simplify that for you even further. Chimpanzees and humans seperated, what, 5 or 6 million years ago?

This is basically like if humans could hybridise with THESE THINGS.

This is the sort of thing that should be impossible. They used those eggs to be ABSOLUTELY 100% SURE NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.

And then THEY GOT FISH OUT OF IT.

Like. You can quite clearly understand why they didn't think anything would happen. WE ARE MORE RELATED TO BLUE WHALES THAN THESE THINGS.

THE AMERICAN PADDLEFISH AND THE STURGEON ARE SO COMPLETELY UNRELATED THAT THIS IS NOT PLAYING GOD. IF ANYTHING THIS IS AN ACT OF GOD.

THE SCIENTISTS HAD NO BLAME IN THIS BECAUSE NOTHING LIKE THIS HAD EVER HAPPENED BEFORE

It sort of goes against the rules of genetics a bit.

ospreyonthemoon

Oh i forgot to add

THESE THINGS, FOR HYBRIDS, HAD A REALLY HIGH SURVIVAL RATING. LIKE 70% OF THEM SURVIVED.

To put that into perspective, getting a blue whale and a squirrel and trying to hybridise them is more sensible, and that wouldn't produce anything but getting you banned from science. Most animals that aren't plants can barely hybridise two degrees away from each other.

BUT THESE TWO ENTIRELY UNRELATED FISH create PERFECTLY HEALTHY HYBRIDS.

the scientists literally had to do the tests AGAIN just to be like "okay this is real right. This is actually like, not a fluke, this works right" and it worked again. They just Can!

cipheramnesia

It clearly wasn't a fluke. This is a fluke.

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a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

you switched bodies with a character of the last game you played, are you doomed?

yes

no

*panic screech*

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bealittleimprobable

I'm living it up! I have a great little trading hall set up in my Minecraft world, I've got farms everywhere, all I need to do is stay out of the caves and stay indoors at night and I have it made.

taco-bee

Well my most recent survival I'm on day 5 and in a mesa... but I have a cat!!!

the-straight-guy-of-tumbir

RAIN WORLD

whoreapologist

i love abortion and i love divorce

red-twist

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

tuckerrule

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

faggybutch161

eyyyy macarena

fangcore

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

adorablecake

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

whoreapologist

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

heritage-post

date of origin: April 18, 2021

gayteensupreme

#it even has a deactivated blog

Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog

coolguycy

Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns

*her pronouns

*his pronouns

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

teaboot

Hubris to think you COULD abuse bees

teaboot

I think that if you see a balrog in an unlocked kitty kennel then you can assume that it wants to be there

vegance

Actually, beekeepers take many precautions to keep their bees from leaving.

many clip the wings of the queen, destroy new queen cells, cull queens they don't like and use bee pheromones to prevent a hive from naturally swarming or absconding. They also try and prevent mating with the African honey bee, which makes them less docile among other things. During artificial insemination of queens, drones are crushed and „spare“ queens are killed.

and commercial beekeepers even cull their hives during winter, or when they are not producing well.

Coupled with the fact that there is evidence that insects do feel pain, this is not great.

(Not to mention that honeybees are an invasive species in most places, competing with native pollinators and spreading disease)

tetrafelino

It is so fucking bold of you to link the exact same paywalled book thirteen times in your reblog to throw people off the fact that you're using one source from 1859.

champawattigress

I don't think there's ever been a funnier vegan response in the history of this hell site. This is actual gold. If you cited an argument like this in a first year undergrad intro to bio module, then your lecturer would be legally entitled to fire you out of a cannon. I think I'm dying

crowthekiller

god if i turned something like that in in my high school biology class i would be ritualistically sacrificed to ensure a good harvest in the coming months

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theinfiknight

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

hooray4skeleton

Yakuza is just that kind of series

lunagaron

finneroo

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

nyaa

I am unemployed

tazuransi

new strive dlc character leak 🤯

ironfalcon

Ok this is sick

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r0zeclawz

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

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