I Didn't Code This

I don’t know who you are but I think I’m in love with you.

not calling them “shenannequins” is a huge missed opportunity

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

8.  telling POC good white jokes will make them laugh even harder if you’re white and the obvious subject of the joke, like I work at a coffee shop and I was chatting with a customer about fall arriving and it being my favorite season and when the customer left I turned around and said to my POC co-worker “did you know if you say ‘pumpkin spice latte’ three times in the mirror, a white girl appears and tells you all her favorite things about fall” and she’s STILL laughing about it

chaotic neutral

CANADA WE ARE ALWAYS SO SORRY

They just keep getting better..

when I feel down, I look for this post

I laughed till I cried.

Guys that post with my jeagers is going around again

I feel personally targeted

W H A T

@thebibliosphere Are you here for this because I am so here for this.

Im here there and everywhere cause this is going to blow me away.

Every time a neurotypical says “it must not have mattered to you if you forgot it” they owe people with executive dysfunction $1

Ohoh! and another $1 for every “You never forget to do the stuff you want to do”