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Hey guys. I present to y'all this little experiment that I've been busy with for a month. It's our favourite timeloop buddies, Siffrin and Loop, but turned into PNGtubers! Wow!

I tried to convey the original In Stars and Time artstyle, referencing actual game sprites for different emotions, but with a little bit of my own vision and style added on top. I made these avatars mostly for my own fun, but finally decided to share those silly goobers so you could have fun with them too! Hurry up and get your own Siffrin and Loop avatars now!

I made them with the help of PNGtuberPlus, so you'll need to download it and read the instructions to be able to use those avatars properly. You can check out all the credits and needed links in the "Read me" file.

In China if a building bears occult markers, like taiji trigrams or eerie sculptures, or strangely shaped (e.g. a coffin), it’s feng shui-engineered. The rationale behind such designs is often bone-chilling, which is why locals give them a wide berth.

You have a case to solve, your memories reset each day, and two mysterious guides are vying for your attention– who will you decide to remember, and who will you decide to push aside…?

"WAIT MABEL- the transparent background isnt real you cant just-"

"........Uh......"

"Hey, there's still chunks of fake transparent background on me!"

"Yes, well-... Unfortunately for you, Stanley, your current file size causes some issues that impede my ability to effectively address your situation. I have yet to find a cure for your........... lack of resolution. Consequently, you must remain at your diminutive dimensions of 192 by 152 until a suitable remedy is found."

Human: "Hey, how's scrolling tumblr rather than improving your life going?"

Elves: "In the cycles of the moon above the dew-dropped forest, where the creek runs with silver and gold, a deer sings to the song of dreams" (your guess is as good as mine, but the one elf I said this to turned pale and ran off crying.)

Dwarves: "You look like the kind of fool who'd mistake metamorphosed limestone for metamorphosed dolostone!" (This exact phrase caused three clan-destroying wars throughout dwarven history)

Halflings: "Wow, I can't believe you spend your nights crawling into two dirty holes."

Gnomes: "You law-abiding tax returner!"

Orcs: "I've got half a mind to not beat the crap out of you right now, asshole!" (Orcs tend to enjoy fighting a lot)

Teiflings: "Your eyes barely look like limpid tears and you don't even look half related to Gerard Way!"

Professional dancer breaks it down in slow motion, hand by hand, to get even the most clueless of you grooving.

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

You get a Marbled Swamp Eel