The spirit of the stairwell you tripped on

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons

I mean I think I’d be impressed if a species alien to me learned how to do all that we have while lacking a fundamental ingredient to success but idk about you

"are you sexually active" the only thing that eats me out is guilt

trauma dumpling

the terrifying beast of the darkness wants a kissy