well, this is awkward.

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

shows should have 22 episodes a season again where half of them are low stakes silly fun shit happening. this i believe with my whole heart

And the low stakes silly fun shit episodes should immediately precede the most traumatic hour of television you've ever seen in your life. As nature intended.

AS NATURE INTENDED

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.

some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

Lestat: This is so sad. Siri, play despacito

Nicki did NOT die by his own hand. He didn’t even have those anymore.

They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

Tumblr is so nice. I can be boring and useless here in peace