my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

awe fuck. I smoked the weed that gives me no self confidence

well unsmoke it?

"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

i also just went to dehydrated town and they said you are a hometown legend

not to brag but I had a conversation today and I was really brave about it

no, i think its talking about the guy who tries to beat sonic hedgehog

yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

youre never alone. bacteria

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless