DARE YA TO DO WHAT YOU WANT!

jackass stunts be like: we're kicking the whole group in the balls for fun but what ehren doesn't know is that we're going to castrate him

the world is a terrible awful place and we are living in an awful time but at least I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is jackass

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

ok there's also something funny i'm mad about. i know he lost so it's a moot point or whatever but What was ryland grace doing in that tumblr sexyman poll. that's not a tumblr sexyman. That's Ryan Gosling

There is not even time for a quick jerk off

and you know what? Maybe I do tag my “blorbos” in a lot of random people’s unrelated posts but I’ve never tagged a man in a post about a woman. Which is why unlike a lot of other people I’m still going to heaven

Being John Malkovich summer