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hoLY SHIT

Wylan still flinches slightly at the sound of his father's full name being said aloud. The Crows silently agreed to never use it unless necessary.

the crows are so young. they're so young. they make fun of wylan for playing the flute and being a bad criminal. they love waffles. they mock kaz's bad haircut. matthias mentally addresses kaz only with insults for nearly the whole two books. they have all been jealous of each other showing other people attention at some point -- jesper is jealous of anyone kaz gives attention to. matthias is jealous of anyone nina gives attention to. kaz is jealous of how comfortable the others are with each other. wylan is jealous of kuwei flirting with jesper -- they're all insecure at some point. nina gets mad at them for eating her cookies. they're all horny and fantasize about their crushes while actively running for their lives. they all want to kill the woman they kidnapped because she's whiny. they tease inej for sounding philosophical. they have secret hand signals. jesper and nina make sex jokes all the time and love to make others blush. they spite each other. they threatened to tattletale on each other to each other. they compete over who has the biggest bounty on his head. inej uses "being a matthias" as an insult. kaz and jesper have a physical scrap and have to be pulled apart by an Adult. i adore them so much

Everyone is fighting for their lives meanwhile jasper and wylan are living in their own little gay coming of age story

I know kit's friends are sick of him post-twp because any time he sees an animal he has to stop and take pictures to send to ty, who responds with that animal's scientific name and fun facts, and then kit won't shut up about oh did you know that millipedes predate the dinosaurs? bc my boyfriend did 🥰 by the way did i show you this picture of my boyfriend holding a mouse? 🥹 usually mice are really skittish and they don't like people but my boyfriend-