so like a woman, to profit from her madness

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"